Robert Orben Quotes
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Robert Orben

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Robert Orben