Josh Billings Quotes
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Josh Billings

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
Josh Billings

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Josh Billings

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
Josh Billings

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Josh Billings

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
Josh Billings

Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
Josh Billings